'Cause he can do everything, got it?
Abrams won't be getting 'Lost' in the Warsian world anytime soon with Big Daddy Lucas lurking around.
The war in the stars, in the staaaaaaars.
... 'Cause that's worked out so well in the past, right?
If you were hoping Abrams' streak as 'Star Trek' director would 'live long and prosper,' we've got some bad news.
How does a person translate a lens flare to a book?
Basically, it's the nerdy version of 'Punk'd.'
Those rumors have lived strong (see what we did there?), but this time it may be for real.
New reports corroborate rumored August start date. Plus Disney's "Blue Harvest"-esque sneaky title...
Cue that familiar theme...