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Idiot's Guide to the 'Scary Movie' Movies

Scary Movie 5 Dimension

WARNING: Calling the following piece an "Idiot's Guide" is a bit of a misnomer. You may or may not be aware of what happens in the "Scary Movie" movies, but there's no way you will emerge from reading this a smarter person overall. I just watched all four "Scary Movie" movies consecutively and my brain is currently curled up in a ball shivering in a far corner of my skull, asking what it did to deserve that. Get More »

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Yikes! Lindsay Lohan Screams For 'Scary Movie 5'

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UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan has officially signed on to "Scary Movie 5," according to E! Online. She'll be joining Charlie Sheen, who's back for more meta-antics despite the fact that he was killed off rather spectacularly in "Scary Movie 4." Hey, you can always find a way to bring Charlie Sheen back from the grave, right?

"Scary Movie 5," which is reportedly a complete reboot of the franchise (for whatever reason the producers seem to think it needs to be), will hit theaters on Jan. 11, 2013.

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We think it's pretty safe to say that Lindsay Lohan's been a hot mess machine had a rocky few years, but now that her court appearances are behind her, it seems the actress is turning her focus back to … drum roll, please … acting! That's right, the 26-year-old starlet is reportedly in talks for a lead role in "Scary Movie 5." Get More »

Filed Under: Movie News | Source: E! Online

Our Shameless Gallery of Great DD Moments in Movies

Any excuse to show large, bouncing breasts is a good one. If one needs proof of this theory, "Piranha 3DD" is coming this Friday to a theater near you.

Not that we're dismissing the premise of this more fully developed sequel to its 2010 predecessor, the flatly named "Piranha 3D." It's completely plausible that killer fish could infiltrate a water park and that David Hasselhoff could star in a classy movie. It's just that both scenarios are highly unlikely.

The more tenable conclusion is that this horror-comedy is merely an excuse to show stacked chicks in bikinis running towards your face in 3-D. We sure hope it is, because it gives us the perfect opportunity to do something similar. So, without further ado, onward to our shameless pictorial of breasts with some sentences beneath them that no one will ever read.

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