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The 20 Most Phallic Movie Images Ever

By Nick Blake | May 1, 2013 | 2:00 PM | Comments

Penis imagery: Like love, it's all around us.

Really, though, in movies, it's everywhere. And most likely, depending on the director, it's completely intentional. Yes, most of the directors you casually enjoy are actually perverted creep shows. Like Bruce Hornsby once so eloquently put it, that's just the way it is, folks. You had to learn sometime.

Don't believe us? Here are 20 not-so-subtle examples of phallic movie stills that will have you saying to yourself, "Wow, I didn't realize that Jean-Claude Van Damme with a Jheri curl could get any creepier."

'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' (2013)

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The 9 Best Movie Parody Porn Trailers

By Ben Freiburger | Jan 19, 2011 | 6:30 PM | Comments

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Search for your favorite film trailer on YouTube and you may be in for a disturbing surprise. More and more frequently, the makers of fine pornography everywhere have taken to churning out elaborate reproductions or "parodies" of Hollywood films.

These movies can be dead ringers for the originals, only the action has been replaced with...a different kind of action, and the acting has been replaced with...truly awful acting. We must admit: The trailers for these instant classics are fascinating, not for the sex (which is absent in the trailers) but for the way they earnestly strive for allusive respectability. Get More »

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