NextMovie » Asia Argento http://www.nextmovie.com The world's most entertaining movie site. Mon, 20 May 2013 00:04:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 GALLERY: Hot Girls, Huge Guns http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/hot-girls-huge-guns/ http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/hot-girls-huge-guns/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 16:00:18 +0000 Max Evry http://www.nextmovie.com/?p=128350
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In honor of Rihanna making a splashy debut in the ocean-bound blockbuster "Battleship," we're locked, loaded and counting down some of the sexiest screen sirens to handle monster weapons.

That's right, we're bringing out the big guns, in more ways than one, as these scorching hot ladies show us a thing or two about proper marksmanship.

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Possibly the most frequent female badass of the 21st century, Rodriguez is usually cast as some type of fighter or soldier who often meets a grizzly end. She joined the Robert Rodriguez Kick-Ass Chick Ensemble Company as Luz, an ally of Danny Trejo's former Mexican Federale, but her taco truck hero lives to fight another day in the sequel.20th Century Fox]]> We want to be under her umbrella when invading aliens take to the high seas, especially since she seems pretty capable with a boat-mounted mini-gun. The singer makes her film debut as Petty Officer Second Class Cora Raikes aboard the USS John Paul Jones, and we can't wait to see her bust a move, and some caps.

Universal]]> Brangelina's forbidden, adulterous love on the set of this comedy actioner was no doubt spurred on by the huge amount of gunplay. After all, power rifles are the greatest aphrodisiac. The topper is the scene inside the Smith household, where she goes after her husband with a pair of massive machine guns as a prelude to hot make-up sex.

Summit]]> Hanoi Jane earned herself a permanent place in the sexual fantasies of a generation of horny young sci-fi fans with this campy flick based on Jean-Claude Forest's French "Barbarella" comics. She blasts bad guys with ray guns while flying on the wings of an angel, and sheds a lot of clothing in the process. Who could ask for more?

Everett Collection]]> Smokin' hot Mendes was able to get a piece of the action in the second part of this predominantly boys' club franchise as Monica Fuentes, a U.S. Customs agent; she's working undercover as aide to an Argentinan drug lord that fugitive LAPD cop Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) is trying to infiltrate. He's also trying to infiltrate Monica …

Universal]]> This adaptation of Elmore Leonard's book had Steven Soderbergh as a commercial director and George Clooney as a formidable star, but Lopez was the sexiest screen attraction. As U.S. Marshal Karen Sisco, she's good with a shotgun, but comes down with a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome after a cozy ride in a car trunk with Clooney's bank robber.

Universal]]> The cute redhead gets an "Easy A" on her marksmanship, taking out one zombie after another in this post-apocalyptic comedy. This summer she needs Peter Parker to come to her rescue, but back in the day all she needed was a pump-action shotgun to get the job done.

Columbia Pictures]]> With its flamethrower, grenade launcher, and digital bullet-counter that starts in the hundreds, the Colonial Marine pulse rifle Ripley bears in the Alien hive turns the famously pacifist Weaver into "Rambo for a day." Director James Cameron amped up Ripley's heroism without sacrificing her protective feminine nature, and Weater snagged an unprecedented Oscar nomination for a sci-fi fantasy role.

20th Century Fox]]> Her trigger finger is itchy to kill some infected zombie scumbags at a genetic research facility controlled by the mega-evil Umbrella Corporation. Jovovich would not only get to play video game heroine Alice in a neverending parade of sequels, but also snagged a husband and muse in the form of director Paul W.S. Anderson.

Screen Gems]]> The British beauty that brings the "sex" to sexagenarian got to show what she was made of as a retired Black Ops assassin opposite Bruce Willis in this high-octane comic book adaptation. She takes down a slew of bodyguards with a Heckler & Koch MP5K submachine gun, all before her afternoon tea.

Summit]]> Being an amputee stripper may seem like a handicap, but in the sordid mind of auteur extraordinaire Robert Rodriguez, it's just an opportunity for an upgrade. McGowan's Cherry Darling brandishes a M4 Carbine with a M203 grenade launcher attachment in place of her wooden leg and uses it to wipe out a whole army of zombies single, uh, leggedly.

Dimension Films]]> Kunis is "That '70s Gunslinger" in this overblown video game adaptation. To play her Russian assassin character Mona Sax, she learned how to disassemble and rebuild an MP5K blindfolded. This screen beauty must have shared good chemistry with costar Mark Wahlberg since they'll reteam this summer for the filthy teddy bear comedy "Ted."

20th Century Fox]]> How the daughter of one of the fugliest movie directors of all time, Dario Argento, turned out to be one of the most sizzling hot Italians in the world is beyond us, but we loved her as the pistol-packin' paramour of Vin Diesel's extreme sports spy Xander Cage.

Columbia Pictures]]> Yeah, she was the 9-foot-tall warrior woman in "Avatar," but when her father is killed by a Colombian drug lord, she doesn't get blue -- she gets even in this Luc Besson-produced shoot-'em-up. Trained as an assassin since childhood, Cataleya mows down the bad guys with some firearms that look bigger than her.

TriStar]]> Before this tall Amazonian beauty was the "Flavor of Love," she was one of the tastiest models in the world and Sly Stallone's main squeeze. Probably her best-known role is in this sequel, where she's the head of The Beverly Hills Gun Club when not moonlighting as a bank robber.

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In all the films of this series, Beckinsale's Selene sprays bullets at Lycan, vampire and human alike as if she's watering rose bushes with a garden hose. Her weapon of choice is typically two big ol' handguns John Woo-style, but occasionally she'll fancy a machine gun as well. When you're that hot in a skintight body glove, you can do whatever you want.Screen Gems]]> As Mai Linh, the primary accomplice and main squeeze of Timothy Olyphant's cyber-terrorist, Maggie proves deadly capable with a machine gun, but of course is no match for Bruce Willis' supercop John McClane, who takes her out with minimum fuss.

20th Century Fox]]> In the climactic arena battle sequence, Portman's Senator Amidala fights a cat monster with a chain after having her midriff strategically exposed; but once the Jedi come to the rescue, she grabs a blaster and takes out as many flying cicada-lookin' alien dudes as possible.

Lucasfilm]]> It's hard to stand out in a movie in which nearly every female character is some kind of scantily clad, gun-toting hooker or stripper, but Dawson packs some serious heat as prostitute ringleader Gail. She holds that giant Uzi of hers extra tight.

Dimension Films]]>

As the lone woman in a group of some of the world's fiercest killers, who are dropped onto a planet as game for the title alien baddies, Braga's skills as a sharp-shooting assassin come in real handy.20th Century Fox]]> Zack Snyder's femo-centric rock fantasy makes beautiful music with five gorgeous women locked in a mental institution which they envision as a brothel, which is further imagined as a razzle dazzle series of takes on genre (samurai, dragons, robots, etc). All of the ladies kick ass with various weapons, but only Hudgens gets to man the turret on a WWII-era bomber plane.

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