If you're like us, your black, black heart shrivels up a little bit more every time Valentine's Day rolls around. Oh, sure, the idea of true love is wonderful, but if you watch a lot of movies -- and we do -- you know that these things never actually work out. Instead, there are tears, recriminations, f-bombs, pimp slaps and occasionally ear-piercing shrieks of soul-rending grief.
The solution to all that heartache? No, not another box of chocolates, but rather the new Ultimate Breakup clip from New York Magazine.
Yes, just in time for Valentine's Day, the good folks at New York Magazine have put together the last word in broken hearts with this look at all the ways your special day could be so very much worse than it is. Check it out -- and join the millions of former romantics throwing their own viral Anti-Valentine's Day parties right now:
