If "Toy Story" taught us anything, it's that our action figures have a life beyond the time when we're playing with them. Apparently, however, some of them have more of a life than others. Take the two stormtroopers whose adventures are detailed in this series of photos on Buzzfeed.
Undeterred by their tiny stature and temporarily freed from the responsibility of missing every blaster shot by a country mile in the name of the Empire, these two foot soldiers of evil have been documented doing everything from playing Scrabble with Chewbacca to riding turtles to feasting on giant (for them) Chicken McNuggets.
One wonders where they get the time to polish their armor.
The work of a photographer who goes only by the name "Stefan," the set is hilarious on multiple levels, playing on a deep knowledge of "Star Wars" familiarity and creating what feel like fully realized personalities for our two intrepid troopers.
Shots were taken every day for a year, but the Buzzfeed folks have kindly cut them down to the coolest 100. Check them out, but don't expect to find the droids you're looking for.