Seth MacFarlane has been poking fun at domestic life with "Family Guy" for over a decade, but for his first feature film, "Ted," he's taking on bachelorhood via a talking teddy bear.
John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is an average guy whose childhood stuffed animal Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) came to life and remains his best pal into adulthood, which doesn't sit too well with John's girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis). Plenty of drunken, foul-mouthed antics occur when Ted is forced to strike out on his own, with John feeling more than a twinge of separation anxiety.
1. This whole train of thought is pretty ridiculouski.
2. Ted doesn't have any genitalia, he just pays the girls to sew his buttons back on.
3. All that without even having to consult White Trashipedia.
4. Honey, that peach halter top called you a whore way before she did.
