In the last "Indiana Jones" adventure, Shia LaBeouf infamously swung from trees with monkeys, but in a new Sigur Rós video, he swings from a bedpost … and that's not all that swings.
That's right, "The Beef" is giving us the whole sausage as he goes full frontal in Alma Har'el's video for the instrumental song "Fjögur Piano" by the ethereal Icelandic band.
While the 26-year-old Shia doesn't shy away from the nudity, those looking for a lot of "Little LaBeouf" might be taken aback by the surreal, almost Dada sensibilities of the 7-minute short.
Shia and constantly-naked actress Denna Thomsen suck glowing lollipops with little baby scorpions embedded inside them in a not-so-veiled drug metaphor. There's also a long-haired dude getting a bottle shattered on his head in slow-mo inside a car as a baby shark swims by.
Meaningfully repetitive dance choreography reveals the deep sense of melancholy and longing the "Transformers" star doesn't usually get to express when he's being chased by Megatron. In the finale he punches a mirror "Apocalypse Now"-style (that's seven years bad luck, dude), cuts his girlfriend's back, and paints a Picasso face on her bare ta-ta's.
You can see all of the super NSFW music video here.