We're all amped up for "Seven Psychopaths," Martin McDonagh's follow-up to the sublimely dark "In Bruges" that arrives in theaters on Friday.
With Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, Woody Harrelson and Christopher Walken, it's got a helluva cast.
But we couldn't help but imagine what a more true-to-life (yet still star-studded) version of "Seven Psychopaths" would look like. One with a lot more, you know, crazy.
Here's where we landed.