Well, in that case, you'll just have to enroll in something like, say, the Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards.
And take your chances.
Yes, courtesy of "Key & Peele," here comes a fantastically funny look at how the less fortunate members of the wizarding world get their education. As this clip shows, though, wizards may be able to do a lot of cool stuff, but even magic can't replace proper funding for higher education.
So what happens when an inner city wizarding school faces budget cutbacks? Check it out, courtesy of Comedy Central.