Ridley Scott defined sci-fi terror with 1979's "Alien," so it's only fitting that the director would redefine the genre with "Prometheus," a prequel that takes many detours into rabbit holes of philosophical pondering.
What are they pondering, exactly? Only the nature and purpose of mankind's origin, that's all. No biggie. Oh, and there's monsters! This epic stars Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace, Idris Elba and the amazing Michael Fassbender as a robot to be reckoned with.
1. Vickers apparently has an uptight person crammed up her behind.
2. "Paging Easter Island. You have left your giant head in the lobby."
3. Michael Fassbender gets into a philosophical debate over whether blondes have more fun.
4. Captain Janek's plans to get back to Hooters by 10 p.m. are dashed.
