We've loved Johnny Depp since he strapped on his scissorhands, but never so much as we did the first time he lined his eyes, braided his beard and swaggered across the high seas as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Since Depp's transformation just made a great man greater, we wondered what a little piracy could do for our other favorites.
Luckily, we have that power.
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Captain Angelina Jolie
Captain Reese Witherspoon
Captain Robert Pattinson
Captain Natalie Portman
Captain Robert Downey Jr.
Captain Anne Hathaway
Captain George Clooney
Originally published May 11, 2011.