It's here. It's finally here: The last awards show of the season.
The last time we'll see Jennifer Lawrence spilling out of her dress and mouthing off. The last time we'll see Quvenzhané Wallis being precocious and wearing teeny tiny little couture outfits. It's probably not the last time we see Tommy Lee Jones stankfacing while everyone else has fun, but, hey: One can always hope.
It's almost over, and that's reason enough for us here at NextMovie to raise a glass.
Let's drink for the memories, everyone. Let's drink for the hardworking people of Hollywood, who gave us so much fodder for our happy hour small talk. At this point, we barely know how to balance a glass of wine while looking uncomfortable without automatically saying, "So what do you think will win Best Picture?" Let's drink for the money we're about to lose in our office Oscar pools.
Let's drink because, dammit, this isn't the Golden Globes, and those movie stars have to stay dry as a bone. For once, we can have something they can't.
Without further ado, allow us to present: NextMovie's 2013 Oscars Drinking Game. With fond (we hope) memories of your Monday morning post-Globes hangovers, we invite you to once again stock up on the vino and raise a glass — the last of the 2013 awards season — and toast the Oscars with us. As always, we urge you to imbibe with caution, and remind you that we don't endorse underage consumption of alcohol.
Be sure to click the image below for a one-page, printable rules graphic for easy access Sunday night.