Nicolas Cage doesn't know who you are and he doesn't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, both he and the IRS can tell you that he doesn't have money. But what he does have is a particular set os\f skills, skills he has acquired over a long career. Skills that make him... oh, you know what, we just don't even have the energy for this.
Here's a new trailer for Nic Cage's new movie, "Stolen," which is basically "Taken" with a bank robber in it. Enjoy.
Sorry if we sound a bit worn out, but as much as we loved "Taken" — and as much as our grandparents keep telling us Cage was a great actor back in the '80s or something — the guy really has made just a few too many of these no-budget action knockoffs in recent years. They all kind of blur together a bit.
Still, this one was helmed by "The expendables 2" director Simon West, who also once upon a time directed Cage in "Con Air." So if those are your kind of movies and you want to see a version of "Taken" where the daughter is just, like, taken on a sinister cab ride for a few hours, then check this out, courtesy of Yahoo! Movies: