You know what sucks? Going on vacation and finding a hair in your bed, a bug in your shower or some unidentified substance seeping through the carpet.
You know what really sucks? Going to Las Vegas for a bachelor party only to realize that your hotel is involved in an elaborate plot to torture you. And, according to the folks who keep on pumping out installments in the "Hostel" series, this s**t happens all the damn time.
For those of us who just can't get enough of people being beaten half to death for no reason, there's a new direct-to-video torture porn release that should satisfy your hunger for human suffering.
In "Hostel Part III," director Scott Spiegel takes over for horror master Eli Roth, spinning the ever-so-likely tale of a group of young bros who head to Vegas and end up the victims of a group of sadistic rich people in an obvious allusion to the current financial crisis. Just kidding! It's torture for torture's sake.
Thomas Kretschmann and Kip Pardue star in the movie, scheduled for a direct-to-DVD release on Dec. 27.
Check out the trailer, courtesy of Quiet Earth: