DVD commentary tracks are really hit or miss. Sure, sometimes you luck out and get one that's kind of fun and interesting, but most of the time, though, it's just some bored star droning on about nothing. All in all, it's no wonder that most people don't even bother listening to the commentary tracks.
If you're one of those people, though, we've got one commentary track that you seriously won't want to miss. Because where else are you going to get to hear about Michael Caine banging a muppet?
Okay, okay, so that's "Michael Caine," not actually Michael Caine. But even though this bogus clip from "The Muppet Christmas Carol" isn't necessarily 100% factually accurate, it definitely gets the spirit right. Not the spirit of Christmas, mind you, but the spirit of Michael f**king Caine as he rips on the Muppets, Jim Henson and pretty much anything else that crosses his dirty little mind.
Check it out, courtesy of Screen Junkies. Because once you hear this, you'll never look at commentary tracks quite the same way again: