Do you remember in the Josh Hartnett movie "40 Days and 40 Nights," when Hartnett's character made Shannyn Sossamon's character have an orgasm just by blowing a rose petal around her stomach? Spoiler: That doesn't actually happen in real life, and if it did, that would mean Sossamon's character would need to see a doctor.
And while you could argue that Sossamon pretty much had no chance given the context of the scene, that's not the only example of a bad, bad fake orgasm in film, as our best friends in the world at the Huffington Post compiled into one super fun, probably NSFW (or at least, headphones in) mashup video.
Between awkward screaming, hysterical giggles, frantically bouncing around a room, or in Sossamon's case, closing her eyes and half-opening her mouth (those damn rose petals!), the actresses in the above video try everything. But the sad fact remains: Seeing a good orgasm on screen these days usually doesn't involve Katherine Heigl and does involve quickly deleting your internet history afterwards.