Is this what passes for the "unrated cut" of an "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie?
A family film suddenly became adult entertainment in Chicago last week after a man was arrested for stripping down to his birthday suit at a screening of "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked," according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Edward Brown, 34 and dentally challenged, was found by Chicago police officers stark naked in the front row at North Riverside Park Mall’s Classic Cinema at a 4 p.m. showing of the film along with 96 fellow patrons. Brown apparently further upstaged the movie at one point by standing up and turning around to face the audience.
Audience members were ushered out of the theater and offered refund vouchers while Brown was arrested and later charged with sexual exploitation of a child and misdemeanor disorderly conduct.
Why, Edward Brown, why? The streaker, who remains in custody with a bail bond set at $100,000, claims that a woman offered him sex and drugs if he got naked and sat in the front row (ah, that old excuse!). This cruel instigator and destroyer of family fun time at the movies has yet to be found.
So, parents, take heed before taking your little ones to see Alvin, Simon and Theodore -- rock n' roll is the devil's music, after all, and inspires people to go all crazy-like (or "nuts," in every sense of the term).
