• It's "Snakes on a Plane" ... for real! In Australia! [FilmDrunk]
• "The best activities for your health are pumping and humping." Arnold Schwarzenegger's most ridiculous quotes, from bodybuilding to "Batman and Robin." [Moviefone]
• And, while we're at it, here's the History of Actors Turned Politicians. Truly an epic comedy. [Complex]
• More early movie concept art! Wow, Wreck-It-Ralph certainly went through some changes. [ScreenCrush]
• Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman put a fart machine in Daniel Radcliffe's sleeping bag in "Prisoner of Azakaban." Watch ... and listen. [Hypable]
• Ryan Gosling could've been a Backstreet Boy? Maybe? Hey, there are worse fates. [Vulture]
• And with that, here's an open letter to Ryan Gosling about his "music career." [The Frisky]
• Lo, the Triumphant Return of Harmony Korine! Check out the "Spring Breakers" trailer on Thursday morning. [MTV News]
• Steven Spielberg is a big fan of "Beasts of the Southern Wild." Well, of course he is. [The Carpetbagger]
• What if "Grease" was cast today? Consider Zac Efron as Danny, Amanda Seyfried as Sandy and other people who are too old for the parts. [BuzzFeed]
• Jodie Foster says she feels "protective" of Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart. Oh boy. [BuzzSugar]
• Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence deny that they're dating. Yeah, but they kinda should be dating. [Hollywire]
