• Well, here's the most adorable thing you'll see all century ... or at least this Oscar season. [The Berry]
• And the Oscar goes to ... WTF? The 10 most surprising Academy Award winners. [Hollywire]
• And here are the 12 best Oscar acceptance speeches in the history of ... uh, the Oscars. [Film.com]
• Bitterness is golden! Join the Oscar feud that spans several decades. [Mental Floss]
• Mila Kunis is apparently "not disinterested" in starring in the screen adaptation of "Fifty Shades of Grey." We're not disinterested in her starring in it, either. [BuzzSugar]
• Watch a young, pre-famous Bradley Cooper ask Sean Penn for acting advice ... and not get punched in the face. [FilmDrunk]
• SPOILER ALERT: See the Wicked Witch of the West in "Oz: The Great and Powerful." Oh, what a world, what a world! [ScreenCrush]
• Darth Maul robbed four 7-Elevens. Now there's a spinoff "Star Wars" movie we'd like to see! [Death and Taxes]
• 15 memorable menstruation moments in pop culture. Because why not, right? [The Frisky]
• "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" is actually a movie full of jerks. [BuzzFeed]
• Who needs "highlights" when you can have the whole thing? The 42-track deluxe soundtrack to "Les Miserables" will be available on March 19. [Hypable]
