St. Patrick's Day fast approaches, and how are you going to celebrate? That's right -- you're going to stay at home at watch all six movies in the "Leprechaun" series, the greatest horror franchise in the history of forever.
Look, don't go to a bar (or five). There you'll only find the heartbreak that comes with being surrounded by rowdy crazies. Curl up on the couch instead with plenty o' liquor and watch "Leprechaun" (1993), "Leprechaun 2" (1994), "Leprechaun 3" (1995), "Leprechaun 4: In Space" (1997), "Leprechaun in the Hood" (2000) and "Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood" (2003). We'd tell you to be sure to watch them in that order if it really mattered, but it really doesn't.
All that matters is you celebrate the most wonderful day of the year with the "Leprechaun" Drinking Game we've created below — click on it for a printable PDF version in case the Internet goes out amidst all the Irish debauchery. And don't be surprised if you wake up Monday morning with your speech slurred ... but with the words rhyming sweetly.