Jar Jar Binks gets a bad rap.
Err, sorry, we couldn't quite say that with a straight face. You'll get your own chance to reassess George Lucas' most infamous creation on February 10, when "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 3D" hits theaters, bringing you more of Jar Jar than you ever thought possible.
In the meantime, with the help of Old Red Jalopy, we've imagined an alternate universe in which Jar Jar Binks is not the most maligned CGI character in the history of cinema, but, as Lucas always intended, a true star. His very presence transforms these eight historic biopics into ... well, movies starring Jar Jar Binks.
You're welcome, Jar Jar fans. You know who you are.