Will the experts bring you beer and fried appetizers in between sizing up the major races? Will the experts come scantily clad and impossibly cheery? Will the experts make a passionate argument against the Academy's snubbing of "The Bounty Hunter"?
Logic clearly on his side, NextMovie editor Kevin Polowy hit up Hooters to ask the amiable wait staff for their picks at this Sunday's Oscars. Prepare your ballots.