Your mother always told you that math would be important someday, and we're here to validate her. Call it better living through arithmetic, but we believe simple math can help you decide which new movies coming out in February are for you.
Oh, and did we mention there are no actual numbers involved? It's like "Moneyball," but for movie-loving dummies.
So if you'd like a glimpse at what the cinema can offer you on this most romantic of months, read on for your latest lesson in Movie Math.
More ghosts, more Southern accents.
OK, so it's an undead romance...
We've got nothing, sorry.
Yeah, we can see how you'd get these two confused.
Um, no thanks, Doc. I won't be needing those pills.
But really. Nothing.
Second verse, same as the first (and third and fourth)...in Russia, this time!
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
Nicholas Sparks, you've done it again!
Hey! It's Felicity!
Wait, Snatch? No, no, the other one.