But ... but it's the highest-grossing movie of all time! And moneymaking equals goodness!
Hey, we all love "Avatar." And you do, too, whether you realize it or not. There's just something about Pandora and its crazy creatures and amazing scenery and tree-hugging natives that casts a cinematic spell of charm and delight.
But, okay, yeah ... it's not a perfect film. It has a few flaws. Maybe even more than a few. We'll admit that if only because you know James Cameron won't. And we love him for it.
So many flaws, exactly? Well, it just so happens that there are enough to fill about four minutes worth of your time. That's not too bad, considering that the film itself is like three days long.
(For the record, though, we think Cameron is kind of allowed to "rip off the robot suits from 'Aliens,'" no?)