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Eff, Marry, Kill: 'Twilight' Girls Edition

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We know the ladies love Kristen Stewart, but how do the guys really feel? And, if given the choice, would they rather get up close and personal with Ashley Greene or Nikki Reed?

Welcome to our "Twilight" girls edition of Eff, Marry, Kill.

This game goes exactly how you think it does. We want you to determine which actress — Stewart, Greene or Reed — you'd like to spend the rest of your days with, whose days you'd like to end for good and which one you'd enjoy (or suffer through, as the case may be) spending one single night with.

Because such decisions are so difficult, we've asked a few of our buds to weigh in. Hit the poll below and hear thoughts from our experts underneath. And don't forget to give us your thoughts in the comments!

Ryan McKee, 'Confessions of a Male Twi-Hard' Columnist, NextMovie

First off, let me express my displeasure that Anna Kendrick is not included. I'd Eff, Marry and Kill her (in the bedroom every night). Did that just get creepy? Good, I'm right where I usually am when talking about women. Assuming Kendrick has met a sudden, tragic death on the set of her upcoming film "Drinking Buddies," I'll marry Nikki Reed. She's famous but flies mostly under the radar. She's smart, having co-written "Thirteen" in her teens. And she's currently married Paul McDonald, who is a loser, so she'll find anything I do impressive. I'd Eff Ashley Greene. Do I really need to explain why? She's gorgeous, but doesn't seem to have the highest self-esteem, which means she'll do freaky stuff. Finally, that leaves Kristen Stewart. I hate to do it, but it seems like she'd be a cold fish in the bedroom, so I have to Kill her. Plus, after what she did to R.Pattz, most Twihards wouldn't blame me.

Eff: Ashley Greene
Marry: Nikki Reed
Kill: Kristen Stewart

Josh Wigler, Editor, MTV Splashpage

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Though I'm a proud member of the MTV community, I am not a "Twilight" aficionado, and therefore feel wholly uninformed in assigning cruel fates to any of these beautiful women. By flip of the coin, Nikki goes six feet under, while Ashley gets a fate worse than death: a one-night romp in the sack with yours truly. (Hope she likes "Star Wars" bed sheets!) That leaves Kristen and I forever together in marital bliss, which I know she wants, because when I filmed an interview with her at Comic-Con, she looked at me like this. You will be mine, Kristen Stewart. Oh yes. You will be mine.

Eff: Ashley Greene
Marry: Kristen Stewart
Kill: Nikki Reed

Kevin Polowy, Executive Editor, NextMovie

Full disclosure: I'm just playing this game so I can kill Kristen Stewart. You know, with my high-powered jabs! I have nothing against Stewart, professionally. She's proven herself a great actress in anything that's not a "Twilight" movie. She was even likable and uncharacteristically charismatic in "Adventureland." But there's something about her personality we've seen in public (and also in-person) – the ungratefulness she exudes, the "ugh, it's so annoying being famous" attitude she carries around, that admittedly makes her one of my least favorite folks in the biz. As far as the other two, well, Greene is pretty hot and that Nikki Reed seems like someone I could bring home to meet mom.

Eff: Ashley Greene
Marry: Nikki Reed
Kill: Kristen Stewart

Now it's your turn! Vote in our poll and give us your thoughts in the comments.

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