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Even if "Red" weren't an awesome movie (and it is, we've seen it) we'd pay the price of admission to see Helen Mirren toting giant firearms.
The fact that she's 65 and tougher than we'll ever be is charming.
The fact that she was awarded the Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire in 2003 and is tougher than we'll ever be is... mind-blowing.
Dames with guns, man. Could there be anything cooler?
We thought Helen was bearing arms alone, but check out the six other famous ladies we found kicking ass in the Order of Chivalry.
Dame Maggie Smith (A.K.A. Professor McGonagall)
Dame Judi Dench (A.K.A. Queen Elizabeth, M)
Dame Eileen Atkins (A.K.A. Virginia Woolf)
Dame Joan Plowright (A.K.A. Aunt Lucinda Spiderwick)
Dame Julie Andrews (A.K.A. Mary Poppins)
Dame Elizabeth Taylor (A.K.A. Cleopatra)
Dame Helen Mirren (Again)
See Also: Danes With Guns
Additional Photoshopping by Dustin Glick
