Some say he is a man, some say he is but a legend, but for those who remember the dim stories of the past, there is but one name for him: The Host.
Or, actually, you could just call him Billy Crystal. Either way, the comedian is back on board to host the Academy Awards for the ninth time this February. But while you may think you know the truth about how and why Crystal is returning, you haven't seen the whole story until you've watched the brand new Oscars teaser clip from ABC.
Would Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel's mustache lie to you?
Obviously, ABC doesn't think so, which is why they've reunited Duhamel and his preposterous impressive lip caterpillar with his former "Transformers" co-star in this brand new clip that goes behind the scenes to show how they really got Crystal to come back.
Add in Vinnie Jones and a creepy swamp Sherpa who looks suspiciously like Robin Williams and it's safe to say that nobody is going to be missing Ratner much. Not when they have ... The Host! Check it out, courtesy of The Wrap.