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The 9 Best Movie Parody Porn Trailers

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Search for your favorite film trailer on YouTube and you may be in for a disturbing surprise. More and more frequently, the makers of fine pornography everywhere have taken to churning out elaborate reproductions or "parodies" of Hollywood films.

These movies can be dead ringers for the originals, only the action has been replaced with...a different kind of action, and the acting has been replaced with...truly awful acting. We must admit: The trailers for these instant classics are fascinating, not for the sex (which is absent in the trailers) but for the way they earnestly strive for allusive respectability.

Now, we know all of you can behave and approach this serious subject matter with the maturity it deserves. But if we hear any snickering, we're stopping this article and going home. Got it? (Warning: Videos NSFW)

9. 'Bonny and Clyde'

It's nice to see the adult entertainment industry finally reference this Warren Beatty classic -- maybe now it'll get the respect it's so long deserved. And one must admit that it's attractively photographed and the costumes, when actually worn, are very authentic. Maybe next they'll tackle "Remains of the Day."

Pros: Historical accuracy.
Woes: Bonnie sounds pretty stoned.

8. 'This ISN'T Twilight'

Stephenie Meyer may have tried her darnedest to sanitize vamps, but this XXX-rated romp with the can't-fool-you title "This ISN't Twilight" celebrates their natural instincts as raging sex machines. To speak in cliché, it's a "Twilight" movie for people who wouldn't be caught dead watching "Twilight."

Pros: You'll hardly notice a difference in dialogue.
Woes: So how does it work if the Cullens no longer eat humans?

7. 'Alice'

Have you no shame, pornographers?! This take on "Alice in Wonderland" follows in the book's now hallowed collection of film adaptations, from Disney's animated classic to the most recent Johnny Depp vehicle. Now that this deviant rehash has officially killed our inner-child, we're satisfied that the timeless story's been covered from...all angles. Sorry for that, but steering clear of innuendo is sort of impossible.

Pros: Everybody loves "Alice in Wonderland!"
Woes: In Wonderland, everybody loves Alice.

6. 'The Breakfast Club'

By the looks of it, some of the "actors" in this Brat Pack remake were actual teens themselves when the original "Breakfast Club" hit the theaters (circa 1985). But not to worry; redonkulous wigs are enough to magically transform these used-up sex stars into the likes of, say, a young Anthony Michael Hall or Molly Ringwald.

Pros: If there was a recurring criticism of John Hughes comedies, it was that there was never enough hardcore sex.
Woes: It seems just as talky as the original.

5. 'BatFxxx: Dark Night'

The first thing -- nay, the only thing -- you'll notice about this trailer for a porno parody of "The Dark Night" is its utter lack of sex! From what we can tell, it just looks like an excuse for Paul Chaplin (owner of Bluebird Films) to play The Joker, badly; 95 percent of the footage is him, doing his worst Heath Ledger imitation amidst a noticeably high-budget recreation of Gotham. Although thoroughly devoid of sex appeal, it's tough to look away from this costumed train wreck.

Pros: Amazing special effects for a porn.
Woes: Horrible special effects for a Batman movie.

4. 'This Ain't Avatar'

You didn't really think one of the highest-grossing films of all time wouldn't get made into a porno just because it's characters were blue, CGI aliens with tails, did you? If so, then you clearly don't know just how perverted we humans are. Fact: Humans are responsible for over 100 percent of the porn made in this solar system alone. Oh, and by the way, this remake's in 3-D. Deal with that.

Pros: Good to see blue people finally getting some work in this industry.
Woes: Won't people feel silly enough watching this without also having to wear 3-D glasses?

3. 'The Big Lebowski'

Besides not having to comically alter the original film's title for this remake, "The Big Lebowski" is also a no-brainer to turn into a porno -- the real one's subplot mocked the porn industry. Although, one wonders if the makers of this parody understand that... This Lebowski tribute trailer looks amazingly accurate, right down to the bowling alley hallucinations. Good job, perverts!

Pros: Much of the Coen Brothers' awesome dialogue is kept intact, only plus sex.
Woes: Lebowski's stolen rug has been made into a stolen porn collection. Lame. Is porn all you think about, porn industry?

2. 'Superman XXX'

Wow. This is impressive. Taking its cues from the original Richard Donner "Superman," this trailer looks very...not like a porn. Except for all the porn actors in it. Check out the opening scene on Krypton in which Lord Zod and his minions are trapped in those rotating tires -- pretty awesome. True, Lord Zod looks less like Terrance Stamp than Ringo Starr with a beard glued on, and Lois Lane's lips have about five times more collagen in them than, well, anyone. But besides that, we think these pornographers should be proud to show their whole families this fine work.

Pros: Superman unveils new powers.
Woes: Superman's new powers are truly upsetting.

1. 'Tron Jeremy'

Oh, Ron Jeremy. When are you going to open up a deli somewhere and stop this madness? We have to admit though, that this aging, iconic porn star is hard to hate when he's so good at spoofing himself. Out of all the parody porn trailers out there, this one's the most inspired (ya know, for a porn). And when this hedgehog of a man meets a younger version of himself at the climax, a la Jeff Bridges, it's pretty damn funny (ya know… for a porn).

Pros: Chubby Ron Jeremy in a skin tight Tron outfit.
Woes: Chubby Ron Jeremy taking said outfit off.

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