If you've been just dying to dab on a bit of Eau de Superhero (and who hasn't?), pretty soon you'll have your chance.
To celebrate the forthcoming release of Joss Whedon's "The Avengers," due in theaters May 4, fragrance-maker JADS International announced its upcoming line of "Avengers"-themed cologne. The collection includes scents for six of our favorite Marvel characters, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Hulk, Loki and Nick Fury.
The descriptions for each are totally worth a read.
For Iron Man, there's "Mark VII," "A resolutely sophisticated cologne forged from the sea, the sun, the earth, and a touch of devil-may-care whimsy." Meanwhile, The Hulk gets "Smash!" a cologne which JADS claims is "a woody aquatic cologne evoking both a serene sense of timeless freedom and a single-minded, unbridled passion for life."
The prize for most humorous description, though, goes to the scent for Thor, called "Worthy":
"This woody citrus cologne is a unique, meaningful combination of bergamot, frozen ginger and wheatgrass blended with a hint of fresh natural grapefruit and layered deeply with aromatic cypress. Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk."
We do love that they're getting creative and bringing out something new for our "Avengers" collections, but we hope these colognes are just a wee bit more Super than they sound right now.