Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway are both well-revered Academy Award-nominated thesps, they both appeared in billion-dollar-grossing superhero flicks this year, and they both have bigtime Oscar bait movies coming out on Christmas, which is why it's all the more important that these two fight.
What kind of a battle are we talking about here? Wits? Fisticuffs? No, silly, it's an old school SAD OFF over who has the sadder flick, "Django Unchained" or "Les Misérables," courtesy of those fine folks at Funny or Die.
In one corner it's Anne "Princess Diaries" Hathaway representing the impoverished French whore contingent for her role as the tragic Fantine, and in the other is Sam "The Man" Jackson not pulling any punches talking up the trials and tribulations of slavery portrayed in the Quentin Tarantino bloodbath.
To quote the tagline from "AVP: Alien Vs. Predator": Whoever Wins...We Lose.
Watch Hathaway smash Jackson's gingerbread slave house below (just beware that it's a bit NSFW because of language).