Hell hath no fury like an apple pie scorned.
In light of the upcoming "American Reunion", the stars are popping up everywhere once again ... including the ill-fated pastry from the first installment. The pie has since become a pop culture icon for blooming sexuality (and a cautionary tale for mothers everywhere to hide their baked goods from hormonal teens), and it's high time the dish got its due.
Funny Or Die unveiled Jason Biggs' recurring horrors of his one-time stand with the titular American pie. It starts as a prank, but things quickly go rotten for the star.
Watch below (with headphones! It's totally NSFW) and think twice before you toss that fresh-baked dessert in the garbage.